Phone Dump

I take a lot of pictures with the intent on creating a blog post and then never do.  Here are some blog posts that I should have done.

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This was posted on the men’s room door at WO Wrights, a little hole of a bar in Beavercreek, OH.  If this were a real blog post, I would harp on about 15 things, but to keep it brief I’ll just point out that they said “dew rags”.  Do they think people where them so the can wipe the dew off their windshields in the morning?  According to the Online Etymology Dictionary it’s an abbreviation of hairdo and rag.

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If I just had one of these pieces of rubber, I wouldn’t feel so suicidal when I’m at my computer.  It keeps the left side of my keyboard tray from moving and is annoyingly absent from the right side.  Do you know how much these cost?  $120 and then you throw away the rest of the keyboard tray.

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We had Thanksgiving at our house, as is tradition.  Andrew had a beer. Actually it was apple juice, but it looked like a beer.  Nancy made him drink it out of a fancy glass.  Why do women go insane on Thanksgiving?  Good china, dinner at 2:30, drinking apple juice out of pilsner glasses, wearing pants all day.  C’mon, it’s just Thanksgiving.  We recently decided that Christmas dinner would be at 7pm.  You can’t host Rich and Debbie and start at 2:30 because everyone gets wrecked.

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The next day I got up bright and early (it was bright, I was decidedly not bright) and went to Iowa @ Nebraska.  Here’s a photo from Barry’s which is turning into a sushi bar after football season.  RIP Barry’s.

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Christmas at Kim’s on December 4th.  That’s probably sacrilege to some families, but I’m happy to have Christmas any time.  Nancy was working that day, so she only got a lump of coal.

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I took a picture of this picture on Kim’s wall.  I wonder if she still knows the OLL fight song.

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The day before Andrew’s birthday, Grandma Bonnie and Grandma Vera came over with pizza and cake.

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The next day, his actual birthday, Andrew got some inappropriate video games.  We’re really bad parents.  I wanted to get him something that was not on his list, so I got him a Nite Glow Ultrastar 175 gram Flying Disc (a Frisbee) and a hacky sack.  Everyone should know how to throw a frisbee and hack a sack before they get to college.  All I got was confused looks.

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Later that day Granny and Grandpa Rich treated us to The Cheesecake Factory.  I had the jambalaya pasta and it was marvelous.

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And finally this is a picture from the future.  I didn’t realize this, but the new iPhone can actually take pictures of things that haven’t happened yet. That Steve Jobs is one magic son of a bitch.  The only problem is, we don’t know when it will happen.

Windows Live Writer

I downloaded Windows Live Writer to see if it was easier to make blog posts.  Here’s a picture of some really crappy wine:

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Inserting that pictures was harder than it needed to be, but it sized it and rotated it nicely.  I wonder how lists work.

  1. One
  2. Two
  3. Three
  • Four
  • Five
  • Six

Here is a quote from a great man:

My pee stinks.

When I do a quote in changes the font from Arial to Georgia.  So I had to change it back.  I don’t care for that, but I do like the fact that everything on the ribbon is keyboard accessible.

I just set the category to general using Control+Shift+C, a little gem I picked up from here.  Inserting hyperlinks isn’t too bad.  I can’t think of anything else to test, so I guess I’ll hit the publish button and see what’s what.

College Football Playoffs

I advocate for a playoff in Division 1A college football (D1A CF). What I don’t understand is why there is a debate about this among fans. I can see if players, coaches, athletic directors, university presidents, or any other group of people have a problem with it, that they may be able to prevent it from happening, but I don’t understand why some fans prefer bowl games to playoffs. Playoffs benefit, if no one else, the fans.

First some background. Every sport, college and professional, has a playoff to determine the champion except for D1A CF. Not every playoff is identical. Professional baseball and basketball use five and seven game series rather than individual games to earn advancement. College baseball uses a Regional to Super Regional to College World Series system. There are some things that all of these post season systems have in common. Some number of competitors qualifies for the post season. To continue playing, you must win. If you lose, you’re done.

Major college football doesn’t have a playoff. Instead, the have an exhibition season where teams are paired up based mostly on agreements that conferences have made with businesses. The exhibition games, called “bowls”, are run by these businesses, not a sports association. The results of the games are meaningless and they serve mostly as a reward to the team for doing well during the season. They used to be a reward, anyway. Now fully half of all teams go to a bowl game. Some go to Orlando or Phoenix, but some go to Detroit or Boise. I’ve never been to Detroit or Boise, but I’m guessing a December trip to either of those places is hardly a reward.

When you play exhibition games, it makes it really difficult to crown a champion. Back in the old days, there were two polls that determined the champion. Usually they agreed, but not always. A decade and a half ago, the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) was created with the sole purpose of pitting the two best teams against each other in one of the exhibition games. The best way I’ve heard the BCS described is “two beauty contests and a computer algorithm” as it is the amalgamation of two human-created polls and one computer-created poll.

There are two basic reasons that I’d like to see a playoff in college football. First, it’s a better system. I base this argument solely on the fact that every other sport does it and that no sport, in the history of carbon-based life on Earth, has every switched from a playoff to exhibition games. It’s ludicrous to think that would happen. Second, it’s better for me personally as a fan. Some of the exhibition games are interesting matchups. Some of them aren’t. A playoff provides more interesting matchups than the system we have now. That’s better for me as someone who enjoys watching college football.

Here’s what I don’t want to accomplish with a playoff:

  • Determine the Best Team: No system determines the “best” team. Both the BCS and playoffs in other sports determine the champion of the sport. The winner of the Super Bowl isn’t necessarily the best team in the NFL. Sometimes the best team has a bad game and loses in the second round. Since it’s impossible to choose the best team, let’s not try.
  • Stop the Bitching: Currently, people are complaining that Alabama is in the BCS National Championship game and Oklahoma State is not. Under a playoff system, the complaining doesn’t stop. It does move a little, however. Instead of arguing about who is #2, we would be arguing about who is #12. It’s not perfect, but it’s better. But that’s a side benefit. I don’t care if the complaining stops; that’s not my goal.
  • Be Fair to All Schools: I don’t need a system that makes sure Boise State or Houston get a fair shake. I think my system would benefit schools like that by increasing the field, but I’m perfectly fine with screwing over smaller schools if it furthers my goal.
  • Improve Television Ratings/Game Attendence: Many of the bowl games are not very well attended (or watched). I don’t care if that changes. I know that I would be glued to my TV during the playoffs and I think the TV networks would do well, but I don’t care if they do. As long as they show the games on TV, that’s all I care about.
  • Protect College-age People: Under my system, there are some teams that will be playing more games than normal. These teams are made of young people playing a brutal sport instead of studying. I hope this system doesn’t bring them any harm, but the fact is that I don’t really care.
  • Protect Bowls and the Businesses Who Own Them: I think private business is good for the bowls and could be good for playoffs. A new system will definitely upset the apple cart and some people won’t have the opportunity to make as much money. Some people will have the opportunity to make more. Either way, they’re on their own. I’m not designing a system to make sure they come out OK.
  • Protect the Interests of Conferences: I would be perfectly happy if the conferences all went away and we went to a national scheduling system. The conferences impede progress more than any other entity. I’m sure they will survive a switch to a playoff, but if they don’t I won’t lose any sleep.
  • Preserve Tradition: When the Big XII came into existence and Nebraska stopped playing Oklahoma, tradition flew out the window never to return. Don’t even talk to me about tradition.

Why do you care what I don’t want to accomplish? Whenever the playoffs are suggested, people have a million reasons why they won’t work. But they all come down to one of the above interests. I don’t care about those interests. Anyone who is serious about implementing a playoff will have to care about those interests to some extent because he will have to sell those people on the system.

Here’s what I am trying to accomplish:

  • Better football games for me to watch and more of them.
  • Better betting scenarios – who wouldn’t love office pools like college basketball has

I used to be in favor of a 16 team playoff. More is better and, while the 17th place team would complain, nobody would listen or care. I’ve recently switched my allegiance to a 12 team playoff. I really like the idea of giving the top four teams a bye. I also like avoiding the 1 seed vs. 16 seed matchup you’d get in a 16 team playoff. My goal is better games and more of them, and generally the top team against the sixteenth best team wouldn’t necessarily be that great. Interestingly enough, this year #1 LSU would be playing #16 Georgia, a rematch of the SEC Championship Game in which LSU stomped Georgia, but a game many college football fans watched in anticipation. Here’s what a 12 team playoff would look like:

Let’s see how this aligns with my goals. In the first round, every single game is a compelling matchup. Arkansas might manhandle VA Tech and KSU/USC might be a defensive sleeper, but I would watch every one of these games. In the second round, we’ve already seen Oregon/Stanford and I think LSU and Alabama win easily. Rematches will be inevitable and I don’t care how you structure it, LSU and Alabama will do well. The second round isn’t as compelling as the first, but I’d watch every game. In the third round we get Oregon/LSU and Bama/OSU. Do I need to say how awesome that Saturday would be.

In the end, we get LSU/Bama. You might be tempted to point out that we get that game under the current system and that my playoff scenario was all for naught. But if that’s true it’s only because you have different goals than me. My goal was to have a greater number of better games, which I no doubt achieved. If your goal was to determine who the best team in college football is, you don’t need this playoff or any other game for that matter. You already saw LSU beat Bama, so you already know the answer.

So why the debate among fans? If you’re a fan of college football, this would be a great four weeks of games. And during those times that these games aren’t on, you can still watch lesser teams play in exhibition games. All college football fans should be clamoring for a playoff, so start clamoring.

Resolve

I was in a strange goal-setting mood a couple of weeks ago. I don’t know what causes that. Here’s what I came up with:

  • Do five chin-ups by my birthday. I originally said one. Then three. Then five. Then DA did five at my house last weekend and that cemented it at five. I don’t have a plan worked out for this yet (or any of these goals really), but it will be combination of reducing mass, increasing upper body strength, and increasing abdominal strength.
  • Read thirteen books by Christmas 2012. I set a reading goal every year and I never meet it – not even close. So far this year, I’ve read two books (bought four from Amazon and have only finished two). That’s pathetic.
  • Reduce my handicap to 5.0 or lower. The only part of this plan I have worked out is eliminating some golf leagues and using that time to practice. I spent too much time playing and not enough practicing last year.
  • Increase my income in 2012 to 50% more than 2011. This might be what they call a stretch goal.
  • Learn to play five songs on the piano. I haven’t picked the songs yet, but it will be heavily weighted toward songs for which I already have the sheet music. That just sounds stupid as I read it. Maybe I better rethink that.

I plan on accomplishing these goals, in part, by eating a lot of fried chicken, drinking a lot of alcohol, and watching a lot of TV. Wish me luck.

Things I Never Say

  • Don’t fast forward. I’d like to watch that commercial.
  • I’m glad Southwest Airlines is affordable enough that young couples and their young children can fly.
  • I appreciate when my facebook friends post fifty YouTube videos.
  • Based on my thirty seconds of exposure, I have no opinion on that person’s parenting ability other than I’m sure they’re doing the best they can.
  • Honey, where’s my Affliction t-shirt?
  • It doesn’t bother me when my family uses poor grammar because it’s just not that important.
  • What time does UFC start?

Songs Everyone Knows

What are five songs that everyone knows? By “everyone”, I mean most people you know. By “knows” I mean knows the tune and at least the words to the refrain. And by “songs” I mean non-Christmas carols. The only one I could think of is Sweet Caroline.

Next year I want to learn five songs on the piano that everyone knows and can sing along to. I want to know them so well I can play them drunk. I get asked to play the piano about twice a year and I’ve never been asked sober. It’s time I had a stable of songs that I can play half in the bag. What should those songs be?

Prediction

The BCS National Champion will be … the Oklahoma Sooners. Ever since Oklahoma got beat by Texas Tech, they have been out of the national championship conversation. That’s a mistake. They are still an elite team, every bit as good as LSU and Alabama, they just got caught sleeping. They will put the hurt on Okie State (2-3 touchdown victory), which will be enough to get them to the #2 spot, jumping both Alabama and Boise State. They still need Stanford to lose. Stanford will likely lose this weekend to Oregon, but if not they’ll lose to Cal or the Irish.

And so it will be that Oklahoma will defeat LSU in the BCS National Championship game 31-10. You heard it here first.

Notre Dame

I recently went on my annual football trip. This year was USC @ Notre Dame. I’ve been to Oregon, South Carolina, Clemson, Nebraska, Alabama, and Texas. Prior to me joining the group, they went to Georgia, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Penn State.

Lunch at Gino's

Chicago has tall buildings

Crazy person singing the Notre Dame fight song at Linebackers

O'Rourkes double brat burger with chili and cheese

Tailgate Like a Champion Today

Tailgaiting on a golf course

Statue of Lou Holtz

Pre-game warmups

Scoreboard from 1960 - no replay screen

Remember When

I was watching TV the other night and there was this part were a gal opened the door to her hotel room.  She was using a brass key!

Holy cow, I almost but forgot that was how hotel room doors were opened.

I tried to find some information on when key cards became the hotel industry standard, unfortunately I had no luck.  All I found was:

A Day Older

Yesterday was my birthday and I must say I had one heck of a day.  It started with opening presents. I love presents.

I got exactly what I wanted and more.  I received birthday wishes from friends and family. DK bought me a sewing machine and a Kindle. I had been asking for a sewing machine for at least a year now.  Why? I see things I like in the store, but the colors are wrong or it just isn’t right. I figured what better way to fix that problem than to make exactly what I want. Right?

This morning I made these.  Shown are the front and the back. I am happy with them.

In the afternoon I went for a walk with Andrew, down loaded some books on my Kindle and read for a couple of hours.

In the evening Rich and Debbie took us out for dinner at 7M. It was super yummy!

Finally finished off my day with a few cocktails.  It was an awesome day!